Official Home Of BIG Ben Kennedy

I loved/hated/might miss the comments on CNN, MSNBC, USA Today, and other websites online forums and message boards. Logic, rationality, good grammar, and any hint of an education be damned, these people had an opinion, and damnit they were going to voice it! Or should I say, offend, disturb, attack, throw out profanities, and make false accusations about anything and everything.

For the past two years, the internet was full of experts on everything from the authenticity of Obama’s birth certificate to the supposed knowledge of medicine and their ability to diagnose a mini-stroke for McCain just by watching him on TV. Every third person knew the candidates personally, and could vouch for their character.

“Obama used to come into my rasturant all the time.”

“Well, I sold McCain his first bicycle, when he was 9, and he was a good kid.”

Obama used to come to your restaurant? When was this? Where was this? When he was in Hawaii? When he was in Chicago? Lemme guess, you didn’t want to tell us the name of your restaurant because that would be shameless self-promoting right? Well maybe I wanted to visit your restaurant. Not just because Obama ate there, but mostly because you can’t spell restaurant and I bet your menus would be a delight to decipher!

“Yes, I’ll have the 1/4 hembagger, with a side of fredom fryes.”

And you sir sold McCain his first bike when he was 9? If you owned your own bike shop when McCain was a kid, you’d be dead or at least 138 years old. Unless you sold him your bike as a child for baseball cards or a set of jacks, I don’t believe you.

They knew everything the media didn’t, including Sarah Palin’s smoke screen tactic of covering up the fact that she is actually a genius of Professor X proportions to Joe Biden’s caging of 14 year-old Vietnamese children in his basement that he uses to punch and do other things to in order to create onomatopoeia for a series of comic books he was been working on for decades.

It had no limits, it had no bounds, and it was always typed out really, really, porly.